62 videos totalSeason 11
Chelsea Handler - Midgets
Don't you just wanna hold down every midget you see and cuddle?
Chelsea Handler - Interview
You don't want a baby. What you really want is a Cabbage Patch Kid.
Finesse Mitchell - Ballerinas
You can be the first old, fat ballerina in the game!
Finesse Mitchell - Interview
The last thing you want to be is a hack.
Maria Bamford - Family
This is her sister Sarah. She cuts up the dead into chunks.
Maria Bamford - E Comedian Homes
This is my home. This is the kitchen... and the bedroom... and the garage.
Tom Papa - Interview
There's a comedy club inside every crazy person's head.
Bob Marley - Pizza
If you take off all your clothes after ordering a pizza, you don't have to answer the door for the pizza guy.
Bob Marley - Snacks
Chips and dip are like crack. One bite and you're totally hooked.
Dov Davidoff - God
Why does God always hang out with the crazy people?
Dov Davidoff - Wacky People
If you stuff a balloon in your pants, people might stare.
Dov Davidoff - Interview
All his jokes are about hookers...and other things that make sense.
Nick Di Paolo - Marriage Trap
Nick DiPaolo rants about the handcuffing properties of marriage.
Nick Di Paolo - The Pope
Pope John Paul II's death didn't surprise Nick.
Andrew Kennedy - Interview
His parents couldn't speak each other's language, so they had sex.
Marc Maron - Valentine's Day
As soon as the ring goes on the finger, it's like a switch is pulled.
John Heffron - Thirties
In his 30s, John knows he's got a better chance of getting a stomach ache than getting laid.
John Heffron - Bars
At bars, women are like the Marines -- they don't leave anybody behind.
Nick Di Paolo - Feminists
Nick's sure the militants have killed humor in this country.
Nick Di Paolo - Customer Service
From the hospital to the Gap, Nick can't find decent help.
